i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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