She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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