Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
