You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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