i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
She has the best kind of daddy issues
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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