I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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