Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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