The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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