I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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