i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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