there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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