I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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