Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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