Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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