...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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