bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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