Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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