what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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