PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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