also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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