I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
