Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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