he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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