kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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