dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I am mentally ready for anal.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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