just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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