I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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