You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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