You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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