My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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