porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
They took my balls.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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