can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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