i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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