i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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