bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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