Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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