the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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