3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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