Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i will never coherently bang her
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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