fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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