Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize