Only a mothe r could love this liver
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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