Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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