the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
