What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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