so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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