Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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