NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she pinky promised me she was 18
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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