problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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