it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Ladies don't puke and tell
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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