I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
