scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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