I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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