Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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