She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
This house was built for laser tag.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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